
"This is so moving. I just wish he didn't bring the merch stand."
Decorate their office or studio with vibrant prints that celebrate their creative, offbeat style. Perfect for inspiring new ideas and adding character to any space.
"This is so moving. I just wish he didn't bring the merch stand."
Sun Dried Ice Cubes
'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'
"That's our new church mascot."
Floss Street Vendor
'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'
"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."
Child selling cold lemonade in the winter
'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'
"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."
"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."
'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'
Doomsday marketing
'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'
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Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!
"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.
"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."
Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.
"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"
"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."
Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."
Advertising meets cryptozoology...
'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'
Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.
"I like it, but the women will never wear it."
'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'
Hot Dog Stand Traffic Stopper (all kinds)
For a good trial, call Ed Beegley attorney...
'Do you want to buy this cow from 'Windy Field Farm'?'
Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.
"New super select-a-size! 1/2 sheet, 1/4 sheet, 1/8 sheet (make-up remover), 1/16 sheet (spider killer), 1/32 sheet (booger getter), 1/64 sheets (zit squeezers)."
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Our Staff Picks
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