Ironic Marketer T-Shirts

Jerry was a salesman right to the end. Your ad here.

Street beggar with paper-bagged wine and sign reading 'Wine Tasting Today - $5.00'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"That's our new church mascot."

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Floss Street Vendor

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

Cold caller.

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

Doomsday marketing

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Visit Santa today...sponsored by Acme Razor Company

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

"This looks good."

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.