Offbeat Musician Pillows

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Imagine

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"Would you like to buy a commemorative photo of your firing?"

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'Have a good day? No thank you. I had other plans.'

Bottom House

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"We found this in your brain."

"You're going to fit right in here at the firm."

"We're here!"

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

'Sir, the Arctic offseason is 24-hour night, and the temperature below zero!'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

Wine

"He's always had a fascination with the hard drinking,hard living writer,the tortured genius. It's an image he's tried to emulate. Unfortunately he's only ever managed the first two parts." "I can't <hic> feel my face."

NO, I don't want to hear 'my dog's has fleas'!

"We're not allowed back in, remember?"

Zen Master Huineng

Somewhere in West Virginia

'Acme toys' 'In case of fire, water pistol'