Offbeat Athlete Pillows

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Ball as water-melon.

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Rugby Player

'Go deep.'

Gymnast's Commute

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"Would you like to buy a commemorative photo of your firing?"

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

"We found this in your brain."

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

Bobsleigh practice.

Javelin

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'Maybe the idea of a computer tech school football team wasn't such a good idea.'

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

Street Football

"It's just a coincidence that our favorite game requires the least amount of friends."

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'