Offbeat Athlete Gifts

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Ball as water-melon.

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Gymnast's Commute

'Go deep.'

Rugby Player

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"Would you like to buy a commemorative photo of your firing?"

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"We found this in your brain."

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

Javelin

Bobsleigh practice.

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

"It's just a coincidence that our favorite game requires the least amount of friends."

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

Street Football

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

'Maybe the idea of a computer tech school football team wasn't such a good idea.'

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

Baseball signs.