Nerdy Athlete Gifts

'Maybe the idea of a computer tech school football team wasn't such a good idea.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Boomerang cow.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

'Go deep.'

Skier.

Cross-country knitting.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

Tug the Toggle

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

Javelin

Bobsleigh practice.

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

'I've sewn a little handkerchief pocket inside his shorts for phlegm.'

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

Hammer thrower twisting his leg.

Baseball signs.