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'Maybe the idea of a computer tech school football team wasn't such a good idea.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Still Life With Nordic Track

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Boomerang cow.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

'Go deep.'

Skier.

Hot dog.

Cross-country knitting.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

Tug the Toggle

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Bobsleigh practice.

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

Javelin

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

'I've sewn a little handkerchief pocket inside his shorts for phlegm.'

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

Hammer thrower twisting his leg.

Baseball signs.