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Perhaps the word 'sports' is too comprehensive.

The Victors

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Football Violence

'Go deep.'

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

Interpretive marathon

Bobsleigh practice.

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'