Athletic Satirist T-Shirts

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The Golfing Accident

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Racketeer

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

The solitude of bean farming appealed to the ex-ballplayer after his fall from grace.

Football Violence

Loser's Podium.