Nerdy Athletes Gifts

Basketball Nerds.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

'Go deep.'

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Tug the Toggle

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

Javelin

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

Bobsleigh practice.

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

'Maybe the idea of a computer tech school football team wasn't such a good idea.'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

Baseball signs.

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

Putting on ice

Baseball umpire sweeps dirt under home plate.

Golfing Fakir.

Unwarrantedball

The secret world of Polevaulters.