Nerdy Athletes Pillows

Basketball Nerds.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

'Go deep.'

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Hot dog.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

Tug the Toggle

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

Javelin

Bobsleigh practice.

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

'Maybe the idea of a computer tech school football team wasn't such a good idea.'

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

Baseball signs.

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

Golfing Fakir.

Putting on ice

The secret world of Polevaulters.

Baseball umpire sweeps dirt under home plate.