Nerdy Competitor Pillows

'I hear the geek is undefeated since he started texting.'

Tug the Toggle

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Danth battle?

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Skateboard Olympics.

Basketball Players Working Together

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Strange Wrestling

"All As. What did you get?"

"Tag, you're it!"

Space Hopper Rodeo

Umbrella fight.

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

Miss America IQ pageant.