Nerdy Rival Pillows

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Genius Envy

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Tug the Toggle

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"All As. What did you get?"

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

'The three essentials for any work of art are content, composition, and how envious it makes the neighbors.'

Miss America IQ pageant.

'Maybe the idea of a computer tech school football team wasn't such a good idea.'

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

Basketball Nerds.

'Say you're sorry and promise to give him a rossette.

"Why do you always have to make everything a competition?"

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

'I hear the geek is undefeated since he started texting.'

'Don't take this the wrong way son, but I think your dog might be a nerd.'

Degas Was Here

'And the Graduate finishes last again!'