Nerd Champion Pillows

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Tug the Toggle

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

'I joined the Star Wars Church. We get the same results as all the major religions but we get to dress up in cool costumes!'

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

'You're on our turf, this is poet's corner.' 'It may be your corner, friend, but it's on writers block.'

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

Nethead strip: Personality of a computer nerd #1

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

Jenkins would often shout it from the rooftops - he was so proud of his work in IT.

"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."

'Maybe the idea of a computer tech school football team wasn't such a good idea.'

Kangaroo Nerd.

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'

A boffin

Basketball Nerds.

'I see under a tab marked 'SAQ' it lists 'Are you fee Saturday night?' What's SAQ stand for?'

'His sister beat him playing a video game.'

"Please, Miss, can I go empty my colostomy bag?"

'Isn't that cute? -- It remembers you from last time.'

'This our team nickname!!'

'I hear the geek is undefeated since he started texting.'

'What a ripoff! Those guys aren't nerds - they're dorks!'

"Tell me the one about the battle between Functional and Object-Oriented programming."

"Looks can be deceiving. His other side is really cool."

'Don't take this the wrong way son, but I think your dog might be a nerd.'