Nerd Champion Pillows

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Tug the Toggle

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

'I joined the Star Wars Church. We get the same results as all the major religions but we get to dress up in cool costumes!'

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

'You're on our turf, this is poet's corner.' 'It may be your corner, friend, but it's on writers block.'

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

Kangaroo Nerd.

'It's not the meek who inherit the earth, it's the geeks.'

"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."

'Maybe the idea of a computer tech school football team wasn't such a good idea.'

Nethead strip: Personality of a computer nerd #1

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

Jenkins would often shout it from the rooftops - he was so proud of his work in IT.

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

A boffin

"Don't worry, Jim's just having an idea."

Basketball Nerds.

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'

'I see under a tab marked 'SAQ' it lists 'Are you fee Saturday night?' What's SAQ stand for?'

'His sister beat him playing a video game.'

'Isn't that cute? -- It remembers you from last time.'

"Tell me the one about the battle between Functional and Object-Oriented programming."

'What a ripoff! Those guys aren't nerds - they're dorks!'

'I hear the geek is undefeated since he started texting.'

'This our team nickname!!'

"Please, Miss, can I go empty my colostomy bag?"

"Looks can be deceiving. His other side is really cool."

"I miss being a passive spectator."