Nerdy Companions Pillows

'Don't take this the wrong way son, but I think your dog might be a nerd.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sexual chemistry set

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Love me?"

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

Dog in the Bed.

Tug the Toggle

Bio Lab. The experiments indicate olfactory sensing of pheromones might play a role in romantic attraction. Love is blind but it has a great sense of smell!

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"I made you a vest."

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

"Which side do you want?"

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

Relate - man acts the clown to show fun still in marriage

'I don't have a dog or a cat. Why do you ask?'

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'