Nerdy Companions Mugs

'Don't take this the wrong way son, but I think your dog might be a nerd.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sexual chemistry set

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"Love me?"

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Dog in the Bed.

Tug the Toggle

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"I made you a vest."

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"Which side do you want?"

Relate - man acts the clown to show fun still in marriage

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

'I don't have a dog or a cat. Why do you ask?'

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

"No, thanks. The only folding paper I'm interested in, is in his wallet."