Nerdy Canine Companion Pillows

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'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"Your love gives me strength."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Dog and man on couch

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

Love is Love

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

"Worst case of stockholm syndrome I've ever seen."

"No-one nit picks like you..."

"What they hell are we looking at."

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

Ask Sadie. I'm anxious to have a companion. When will this happen? -Ron from Chicago. *Actual reader questions. Ron, what a coincidence. I am also looking for a companion. Do you give foot rubs, clean the house, do what you're told and keep your frisky hands to yourself?! Your search is over, sweetie bear. Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

'Need money, don't make me beg!'

Messed up dog to other: 'I stuck my head out the window at the car wash.'

White Cat Dancing

'Look at Spot - he always did love to play with Jack!'