Nerdy Canine Companion Gifts

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Your love gives me strength."

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Dog and man on couch

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Love is Love

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

"No-one nit picks like you..."

"What they hell are we looking at."

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

'Need money, don't make me beg!'

Messed up dog to other: 'I stuck my head out the window at the car wash.'

'Look at Spot - he always did love to play with Jack!'

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

White Cat Dancing