Quirky Canine Companions Gifts

'Look at Spot - he always did love to play with Jack!'

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

Cats and Dogs.

Dog fetches dice

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

Love is Love

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

'And how long do you think you may have had OCD?'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

"No-one nit picks like you..."

"Step on it, Roger!"

"You spoil that canary."

Itchy Butt 50

"What they hell are we looking at."

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

A Skinny Dog

"He's more of a shoulder dog than a lap dog."