Quirky Canine Companions T-Shirts

'Look at Spot - he always did love to play with Jack!'

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Cats and Dogs.

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

Dog fetches dice

Love is Love

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'And how long do you think you may have had OCD?'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

Dogs with alcohol collars.

"Have I got a cat for you!"

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

"You spoil that canary."

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

She was too aggressive when I got her, so I trained her to be passive-aggressive.

"What they hell are we looking at."

Itchy Butt 50

"No-one nit picks like you..."

"Step on it, Roger!"

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'