Quirky Pet Buddy Gifts

"You don't bring me dead things anymore."

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The practical psychopath

"He was a sea rescue."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Lap fish..."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Giraffe Selfie

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Penguin Remote

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Priest with the Pet Devil.