Quirky Pet Buddy Gifts

"You don't bring me dead things anymore."

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"He was a sea rescue."

The practical psychopath

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Cat Show

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Lap fish..."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Penguin Remote

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Giraffe Selfie

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"And that's why you go on safari."

Priest with the Pet Devil.