Quirky Companions Gifts

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"I love you, you big fool."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Giraffe Selfie

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Penguin Remote

"This does not make us friends."

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

Love is Love

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Stop worrying, he said he's bring his new friend he's met recently.'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'