Cool Canine Companion Pillows

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

A man and his dog

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Hush puppy.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"I'm working from home today."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dogs

Wagging Dog

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached