Dog Companion Pillows

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

Hunting Dog brings back bottle of wild turkey.

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

Man watching television show, 'Are You Lower Than The Lowest Common Denominator'?

'Hi, we're collecting chocolate-chip cookies for our needy stomachs.'

Dog with all the hair he has ever shed.

Florence Dombey

'What it all boils down to is that I'm being punished for being a member of the human race!'

'You never run out of 'missed again' routines, do you?'

How to be your own best friend...

"I seem to have missed the cup."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Leaf zone!

'Dang! Six more hours.'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Inconvenient

'I'm coping.'

'So begins the 'fall' hunting season!'

'The carnival has a company car.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'Satchel I have made a big decision.'

Bedraggled mouse tells dog: 'I AM something that the cat dragged in.'

'Talk about pets resembling their owners!'

"I usually have no problem eating pretty much anything, but your breakfast is really unappealing..."

"Look, I know you're concerned about my eyesight. But honestly dear, I don't need glasses."

Fishermen

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

If toilets could talk

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"I always make a point of leaving Friday with a clean desk."

"How's my drinking?" bumper sticker

"I hope you don't mind changing planes in midair."

Automated Teller