Cool Canine Companion Prints

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Hush puppy.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

A man and his dog

"I'm working from home today."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Wagging Dog

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached