Charming Canine Companion Pillows

'Bless him! Look how proud he looks!'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Romance in Pink

How Am I Driving?

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

The two friends

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

The perfect relationship

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"Good morning, world!"

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

"Today's lecture is on loyalty."

Messed up dog to other: 'I stuck my head out the window at the car wash.'

'Need money, don't make me beg!'

Wine and Stripes

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

Sit! Stay!

'The Stepford Dogs'

I survived the Covid Pandemic Walk-A-Thon

"Buster's always been a bit more potty-shy than most dogs."

'Don't be ridiculous... Of course I'm not keeping another dog in the Caymans.'

'Be fair with your morning walk, Marmaduke. Give him a chance to wake up.'