Charming Canine Companion T-Shirts

'Bless him! Look how proud he looks!'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Romance in Pink

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

How Am I Driving?

The perfect relationship

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

The two friends

"Good morning, world!"

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"Today's lecture is on loyalty."

'Need money, don't make me beg!'

Messed up dog to other: 'I stuck my head out the window at the car wash.'

Sit! Stay!

'The Stepford Dogs'

Wine and Stripes

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

I survived the Covid Pandemic Walk-A-Thon

"Buster's always been a bit more potty-shy than most dogs."

'Don't be ridiculous... Of course I'm not keeping another dog in the Caymans.'

'Be fair with your morning walk, Marmaduke. Give him a chance to wake up.'

'Oh great, he's wagging his tail... I can't do this.'