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"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"It get it – you're hungry."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

Love.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

Pets on holiday.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

The perfect relationship

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'So you're a cat person...'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

'Bless him! Look how proud he looks!'

Best Man's best friend.