Playful Canine Companion Pillows

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Click it or ticket.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

A girl with a dog and balloons

In the dog park

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'If we build it, they will come.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

"Today's lecture is on loyalty."

Messed up dog to other: 'I stuck my head out the window at the car wash.'

"Oh don't mind my Jeffrey, he's just saying hello."

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

Wait your turn. I was here first.

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."