Curious Companions Pillows

"Oh look, my cat followed me to work."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

Love is Love

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

Flying saucer - Trips round the galaxy

Naughtymonks Skullpoke

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

"No-one nit picks like you..."

"What they hell are we looking at."

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

'I don't have a dog or a cat. Why do you ask?'

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

New Milks

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.