Curious Couple Pillows

'Isn't it wonderful to bask in the spirituality of Chanukah? Look at the radiant light of the beautiful candles Who needs gifts!'

"I found a porno movie in your drawer. I guess that means you're curious about sex."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

Cat Towels

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Advanced footsie

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

Inappropriate Snowmen

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

A Prickly Pair

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

Prison Romance.

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

"Don't tell him anything."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'We were made for each other.'

The Odd Couple.

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'