Curious Couple Gifts

'Isn't it wonderful to bask in the spirituality of Chanukah? Look at the radiant light of the beautiful candles Who needs gifts!'

"I found a porno movie in your drawer. I guess that means you're curious about sex."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"Don't tell him anything."

Prison Romance.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'We were made for each other.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

The Odd Couple.

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Cupid