Curious Companion Gifts

'I don't have a dog or a cat. Why do you ask?'

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Then what happened?"

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

Plasma Ball

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Mouse in an art museum maze.

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

Marco Polo

Stonehenge Books

Monkey Handshake

Love is Love

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Invisible Man Kit

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

Drink Me.

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'I'm sorry,Mrs.Hurley, but my mind's on 'hold' today.'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"