Crafty Companion Gifts

"I made you a vest."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"No, thanks. The only folding paper I'm interested in, is in his wallet."

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Diving Cat.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Romance in Pink

"Love me?"

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Love is Love

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

Dog in the Bed.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

"What they hell are we looking at."

"Which side do you want?"

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

"I hope you like it. I made it myself."

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

"No-one nit picks like you..."

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'