Crafty Companion Pillows

"I made you a vest."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"No, thanks. The only folding paper I'm interested in, is in his wallet."

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Diving Cat.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

Romance in Pink

"Love me?"

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Love is Love

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Dog in the Bed.

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

"No-one nit picks like you..."

"I hope you like it. I made it myself."

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

"What they hell are we looking at."

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

"Which side do you want?"