Crafty Character Pillows

The Grim Reaper's Robe

'You threatened to quit if I didn't give you a raise, not quilt.'

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

A Bloody Butcher

"It's a mobile."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Victorian Gentleman

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"I beg to differ."

What's Their Secret?

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

'Styrofoam.'

Harps and Embroidery.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Sportknitting

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'