Crafty Character Gifts

The Grim Reaper's Robe

'You threatened to quit if I didn't give you a raise, not quilt.'

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

A Bloody Butcher

"It's a mobile."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Victorian Gentleman

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Woman knitting a washing line.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"I beg to differ."

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

'Styrofoam.'

What's Their Secret?

Harps and Embroidery.

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Sportknitting

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."