Crafty Christian Gifts

Cut out and keep your own Virgin Mary.

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"It's a mobile."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Woman knitting a washing line.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Harps and Embroidery.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'Styrofoam.'

What's Their Secret?

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

Sportknitting

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."