Crafty Spirit Gifts

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Bears catching fish

10 K Tail-Chase

Balancing two espresso martinis

Snowman

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Thank you bubbles

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Dog retriving Frisbee

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Phoenix

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Tiger Costume

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"I know it is of this earth...."

Dolores is so avant garde.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Trilby - Finis

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"