Crafty Individuals Gifts

Christmas with the Sock Puppets

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Blog Breakdown

Woman knitting a washing line.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Styrofoam.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Harps and Embroidery.

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

What's Their Secret?

The Remote Olympics

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

Neptune: the retirement years.

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

"I found your scissors, Tia Carmen."