Crafty Spirit Pillows

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Bears catching fish

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Dog Park / Cat Park

Snowman

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Thank you bubbles

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Dolores is so avant garde.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Tiger Costume

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Phoenix

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Trilby - Finis

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Dog retriving Frisbee

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"