Crafty Soul Pillows

"Others have tried to say something in macrame and failed."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Pumpkin Painting

The Art Student.

"Do me next."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Reginald Bunthorne

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Your tiny hand is frozen...

They were mysteriously drawn together

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Writers without borders.

Framed Lady

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Children's Art Show.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'He was a great writer'

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Raphael

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.