Artsy Soul Pillows

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

"Why is it always science? When I die, I want to donate my body to the arts."

Bach in the Box

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

Country musinc.

Rodin's Block

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

When artists have day jobs.

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

Lovers dressed as pears

Pimlico

The Art Student.

"Do me next."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Reginald Bunthorne

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Framed Lady

Your tiny hand is frozen...

Writers without borders.