Artsy Person Pillows

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Still Life With Nordic Track

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Lord Byron

High School Schedule

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Mind if I join you?'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Lovers dressed as pears

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Mozart eating noodles.

The Critic...

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Operation Tattoo

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Cross-country knitting.

'My first tattoo...'

"What next?"

Steam of Consciousness

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

Bob Dylan Nobel Prize

Nutcracker

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

Billie Piper.

'It always looks that way. I'm cartoonist.'

'She must have been a teacher.'