Artsy Kid Pillows

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'My first tattoo...'

My First Camera

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Still Life With Nordic Track

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"It's a mobile."

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

'All good things must come to an end.'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."