Artsy Parent Pillows

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'It's good but unlike your earlier work, I think this new style is more vulnerable to a potential downturn in the art world.'

At school we don't call this finger painting. It's digital art.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Virtual Beach

Modern Parents

'You wash and I'll dry.'

Homeschooling

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

My dad makes his own beer.

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

Igloo Art.

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

'My first tattoo...'

"Tommy, look at that! A red-tailed porcupine owl!!" "Jack Walton: Loving father and liar"

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

Salvador Dali as a Kid...

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'