Artsy Parent Pillows

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

'It's good but unlike your earlier work, I think this new style is more vulnerable to a potential downturn in the art world.'

At school we don't call this finger painting. It's digital art.

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Modern Parents

Virtual Beach

'You wash and I'll dry.'

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

Homeschooling

My dad makes his own beer.

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

"Daddy will give back your paintball gun as soon as he’s made his definitive statement on the nature of existence."

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

Igloo Art.

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

'My first tattoo...'

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"Tommy, look at that! A red-tailed porcupine owl!!" "Jack Walton: Loving father and liar"

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.