Artastic Parent Pillows

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'She's just great with the children.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"Werewolves of London..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

Circus Act

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'