Artsy Parents Pillows

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

Homeschooling

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

Igloo Art.

'My first tattoo...'

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

Junk Art

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

Boy sells his own work outside posh modern art gallery.

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

"When did our kids become mobsters?"

'Dad didn't know where the grocery store was, so we dyed Easter golf balls.'

Alice Steddemminger With "Stig""Disparate imagery provides the opportunistic appropriationist a surrogate subconscious from which to draw an iconography dripping with that ambiguity thing."