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Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Homeschooling

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'I preferred his earlier work.'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

Igloo Art.

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

'My first tattoo...'

Junk Art

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

Boy sells his own work outside posh modern art gallery.

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

"When did our kids become mobsters?"

'Dad didn't know where the grocery store was, so we dyed Easter golf balls.'

Mom's a little over the top with this stuff, but I like that!

"She's already on adult coloring books."

'It's good but unlike your earlier work, I think this new style is more vulnerable to a potential downturn in the art world.'