Artsy Mom Pillows

"For Mother's Day I decorated the whole kitchen with glitter."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Projectile painting.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'I preferred his earlier work.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Lovers dressed as pears

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

'My first tattoo...'

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

Igloo Art.

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

Junk Art

Picasso - Cooling Off Period